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		<title>If You Are Reading This and Are Experiencing a Medical Emergency&#8230;</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Stop reading and dial 911. You stupid putz. . I mean, do you really need to be told this?  . And if you are actually &#8220;dialing&#8221; 911, I think the medical emergency is the least of your problems.  . &#160;</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Getting a Little Crazy Out There (actually &#8220;in here&#8221;)</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s called Stir Crazy. The following is based on surreal events: So I called 9-1-1. A machine answered and said, &#8220;If this is a medical emergency please hang-up and dial 9-1-1.&#8221; What the&#8230;? This went on for hours. I mean, this went on 4 hours.</p>
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