https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Tue, 31 Aug 2021 17:57:44 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/how-do-you-like-them-apples/ Sun, 29 Aug 2021 11:12:34 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=5527 A Variety of Apple Varieties Red Delicious – Very American Bloody Delicious – Very English Rome Beauty – Known as the Sophia Loren apple. Curvy and sweet. Johnny Rottenseed – English Punk Apple LGBT Cutie – They say one bite of this forbidden fruit and you’ll never go back. Great apple, but it’s kinda hard […]

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