https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Fri, 05 Aug 2022 23:36:28 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/hardiman-opens-restaurant-the-pompous-ass/ Fri, 05 Aug 2022 19:58:26 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=6001 To all gastronomes, epicureans and foodies, I’ve finally put the finishing touches on my new restaurant (it’s so hard to find spittoons these days). And it is my pleasure to share with you its smashing new menu. Please remember that all foods and beverages at the Pompous Ass are ethically sourced, sustainably raised and processed […]

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