https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Mon, 15 Mar 2021 17:27:50 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/the-dog-days-of-summerand-winter-and-spring-and-fall/ Mon, 15 Mar 2021 08:09:34 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=5216 (First paragraph to be read in a disbelieving Jerry Seinfeld voice) What’s the deal with dogs? They’re not family pets anymore. They’re more like cultural accessories their owners wear like Fitbits or tattoos. Except these tattoos bark, pee and hump. People have a right to self-expression, but couldn’t they express themselves without sniffing my crotch […]

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