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The post Next Generation Girl Scout Cookies first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 7164 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/fb-posts/ Wed, 12 Jun 2024 01:43:36 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=7046 Merry Chlistmas everyone!I know. There’s Noel in Christmas   How Gullible are You?   IF YU Kan Reed THS, Y’ve alreddy wasted 5 sekonds of yur Lyfe. Zeriously   Ho Hum.Sitting around, doin’ nuthin’.I am now Bored Certified. And qualified to practice being bored at any NV hospital. Yes!   Best Labor Day Weekend Ever…even though […]

The post FB Posts…Shilly Shtuff first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 7046 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/girl-scout-cookies-extortion-month/ Wed, 04 Jan 2017 23:04:30 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=3666 Well it’s that time of year again. No, not Amnesia Awareness Month, but Girl Scout Cookies Extortion Month, where citizens leaving grocery stores and banks are guilted into purchasing enough high-fructose cookies to power an aircraft carrier. There are some new varieties this year and I thought I’d highlight them for you: Binge Mints Heimlich […]

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