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Israelis overhaul their Supreme Court: It’s now known as the Jewdiciary. This Israeli true.

David Hardiman — Sun, 27 Aug 2023 17:48:20 +0000

Dave Courts Public Approval?

David Hardiman — Sun, 29 Aug 2021 09:26:33 +0000

• The court found Swanson’s TV Dinners inedible, so they issued Swanson’s a gag order. • The court also found Gerber’s strained peas to be too chunky, so they issued Gerber a Restraining Order. • Litigious Indians? The Sioux sue Sue Bee Honey for not being sweet enough. They said it was “a salt.” • […]

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Gastronomic Judicial Proceedings

David Hardiman — Wed, 03 Oct 2018 07:35:32 +0000

The Supreme Food Court at the CIA (The Culinary Institute of America) has a full menu of cases this session. They include the following noteworthy disputes and their abstracts: Kevin Bacon v. Meat Loaf – Case to decide who’s the Alpha Carnivore Pringles v. United States Sawdust Corporation – A case in which US Sawdust […]

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And You Thought Food Courts Were Just Places Where Hungry Mall Shoppers Ate

David Hardiman — Wed, 03 Oct 2018 06:51:54 +0000

Food Court Rulings 2018: Case Histories World Food Court at The Hague Mrs. Dalrymple vs Gerber Baby Food Mrs. Dalrymple complained her baby’s strained peas were too chunky. The World Food Court found in favor of Mrs. D. agreeing that indeed the peas were too chunky. To remedy the defect, the Food Court issued […]

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