https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Mon, 26 Jul 2021 06:34:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/planetary-influencers-of-the-ages-allowed-to-make-a-brief-statement-from-beyond-the-grave/ Mon, 26 Jul 2021 03:17:39 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=5432 Twitter’s Interdimensional Cosmos Division has granted DPIs (Deceased Planetary Influencers) the ability to make one brief public statement of 140 characters or less. In facilitating this “beyond the grave” communication, Twitter hoped to assist these eminent souls in clarifying their legacy while selling a Super Bowls’ worth of advertising alongside their extraordinary pronouncements. Then came […]

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