https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Mon, 30 May 2022 11:19:39 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/exciting-new-amish-theme-park-hailed-as-a-disneyland-without-electricity-2/ Mon, 30 May 2022 10:43:02 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=5899 Drawing from their rich tradition of shunning modernity while embracing simplicity the Amish community has opened a 666-acre family fun park called The Amish Amusement Barn. Hoping to win converts to their joy of sober merriments, Church Elders say they raised this Barn as an analog antidote to today’s digital distress. Church Youngers say it […]

The post Exciting New Amish Theme Park Hailed as a “Disneyland without Electricity” first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 5899 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/disney-opens-new-attraction-the-hall-of-stationary-bowling-pins/ Sun, 29 May 2022 17:06:03 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=5890 In a move piggybacking on the popularity of its Hall of Animatronic Presidents, the Disney Co. announced a new attraction – The Hall of Stationary Bowling Pins. Disney hailed the new exhibit as a great way for haggard park guests to hit the reset button – especially if someone has just knocked down all the […]

The post Disney Opens New Attraction: The Hall of Stationary Bowling Pins first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 5890 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/disneyland-announces-a-new-addition-to-its-theme-park-cruellas-tomb-town/ Sat, 22 Jan 2022 19:07:00 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=5762 CEO Heralds Cruella’s Tomb Town as “Hilariously Grave” Coming on the heels of its popular Toon Town, the Walt Disney Corporation announced a ghoulishly new addition called Cruella’s Tomb Town. The delightfully macabre park is overseen by the wicked villainess who shows a cheerier side of herself. The park promises to combine the heart-stopping thrill […]

The post Disneyland Announces a New Addition to Its Theme Park: Cruella’s Tomb Town first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 5762 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/disney-reinvents-vacation-bible-schools/ Sun, 15 Jul 2018 18:41:46 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=4429 These days most kids view Vacation Bible Schools as a sentence to endure rather than a vacation to enjoy. They hope to avoid the drudgery of Deuteronomy by kidsplainin’ to their parents, “C’mon mom, there’s an app for it now.” For many people, Vacation + Bible + School just doesn’t add up. While to some […]

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