https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Tue, 20 Dec 2022 06:52:44 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/personal-ads-for-animals/ Tue, 20 Dec 2022 06:19:36 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=6229 The Animal Kingdom is no longer depending on animalistic urges to incentivize procreation. The new critter-based dating app, Downward Dog, circumvents the need for far flung pheromones or the need for going into heat to promote hook-ups. Downward Dog promises feral fun and frenetic frolic for frisky fauna. Whether you’re a voluptuous vertebrate or simply […]

The post Personal Ads for Animals first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 6229 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/the-dog-days-of-summerand-winter-and-spring-and-fall/ Mon, 15 Mar 2021 08:09:34 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=5216 (First paragraph to be read in a disbelieving Jerry Seinfeld voice) What’s the deal with dogs? They’re not family pets anymore. They’re more like cultural accessories their owners wear like Fitbits or tattoos. Except these tattoos bark, pee and hump. People have a right to self-expression, but couldn’t they express themselves without sniffing my crotch […]

The post The Dog Days of Summer…and Winter and Spring and Fall first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 5216 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/and-the-oscar-goes-todogs/ https://davidhardiman.com/blog/and-the-oscar-goes-todogs/#respond Wed, 06 Nov 2013 03:01:55 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=2464 The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has awarded a special Oscar to dogs for their convincing portrayal of man’s best friend. Other creatures in the Animal Kingdom felt slighted by their exclusion, but admitted, “We can’t compete with those lovable brownnosers. They just completely rollover for humans. Literally. And once you start rubbing their belly and […]

The post And the Oscar Goes to…Dogs? first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> https://davidhardiman.com/blog/and-the-oscar-goes-todogs/feed/ 0 2464 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/a-passion-for-apathy/ https://davidhardiman.com/blog/a-passion-for-apathy/#respond Mon, 03 Jun 2013 06:24:51 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=2077 The title begs the question; why would anyone even care about a story like this? A story that leads us not into temptation, but delivers us from Applebee’s.  A story that promises to illuminate the ancient chords of connectivity that beautifully bind us into a network of happy users with unlimited carryover minutes. Don’t you […]

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