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The post Collected FB Posts first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 7107 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/fb-post/ Sun, 30 Jun 2024 18:58:47 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=7085 . I dislike dyslexics. I dislike lichens.I like relinquishing licorice. I like relishing liquor.However clever, I can’t stand to sit. .  

The post FB Post first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 7085 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/these-mental-morsels-are-quipilicious/ Sat, 29 Jun 2024 18:28:07 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=7079 Merry Chlistmas everyone!I know. There’s Noel in Christmas . What’s New in Books? Archivists have found an alternate manuscript to Amy Alcott’s “Little Women” titled “Very Little Women” where all the women are under 3 feet tall . Maybe Immanuel Kant, but Immanuel better.  . Who can ever forget 27 years and 42 days ago?In […]

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