https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Mon, 10 Dec 2018 20:47:35 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/girl-scout-cookie-sales-triple-as-scouts-target-medical-marijuana-dispensaries/ Mon, 12 Feb 2018 06:37:19 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=4260 Girl Scouts of America (GSA) have taken what was traditionally a little charitable bake sale and transformed it into a sophisticated glucose delivery system. Frantic sales scenes like the following have been reported all across America as a kind of cookie-mania has swept over our nations medical marijuana dispensaries.   Near the entrance to Pot […]

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