https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Wed, 13 Dec 2023 18:20:07 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/daves-life-hacks/ Tue, 12 Dec 2023 17:24:48 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=6803 #547 The proper way to peel a banana is from the bottom up. Try it on your next banana, you’ll thank me. #548 Kids, stay in school #549 I brought my Dust Bunny to the vet. He blew me off and now my Dust Bunny is no more (I know, not really a Life Hack, […]

The post Dave’s Life Hacks first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 6803 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/lifelong-regrets/ Sun, 03 Dec 2023 02:25:20 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=6789 On the Menu Tonight: The AppePfizer (brought to you by Pfizer Pharmaceuticals – a druggy division of Milton-Bradley)  That I was once accused of trafficking in counterfeit stallion teeth. Neigh. Tis not true. I got them straight from the horses’ mouth. That I was never able to get either foot all the way into my […]

The post Lifelong Regrets first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 6789 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/5162/ Wed, 03 Feb 2021 18:14:20 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=5162 The first words I hope to hear after I die are: “You have arrived!” The last words I want to hear are: “When able make a legal U-turn.”

The post GPS Guidance in the Afterlife first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 5162 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/the-reincarnation-network-announces-new-fall-shows/ Fri, 12 Apr 2019 19:21:45 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=4743 Two Lives to Live – A soap opera based on “One Life to Live.” It follows the multiple lifetimes of actress Judith Light. Judas, is that you? – Embarrassing hijinks ensue when at a college reunion in 1975, Apostles recognize each other from the Last Supper. Been There. Done That. – Kinda like Ground Hog […]

The post The Reincarnation Network Announces New Fall Shows first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 4743 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/life-proving-increasingly-unpopular/ https://davidhardiman.com/blog/life-proving-increasingly-unpopular/#respond Mon, 20 Jun 2016 15:58:13 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=3445 Despite exhibiting a grudging appreciation for today’s modern conveniences, many citizens have increasingly displayed a jaded resignation over the nauseating predictability of life’s uncontrollable events. The Good For example, going to a Jim Gaffigan comedy show should be great fun. And it is at one level, but attending this costly yuk fest is likely to […]

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