https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Fri, 02 Aug 2024 05:11:24 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/famous-lines-from-movies-that-havent-been-made-yet/ Tue, 23 Jul 2024 21:50:51 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=7117 The truth I can handle. Your breath is another story. Houston, we have a polyp. Now do you understand why there’s a Sawzall on my nightstand? If they make Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 2 ” Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and do laundry once in a while, you could run out of […]

The post Famous Lines from Movies That Haven’t Been Made Yet first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 7117 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/low-budget-movie-sequels/ Wed, 03 Apr 2024 20:52:07 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=7016 These following movie sequels just didn’t have the big budget their more lavish progenitors did. And due to these budgetary constraints, the sequels suffered greatly. Below is a list of the cut-rate sequels and an explanation of where corners were cut. Thawed — A low budget sequel to Frozen. Disney had hoped to at least […]

The post *Low Budget Movie Sequels* first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 7016 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/movie-content-warnings-for-sensitive-viewers/ Sat, 15 Jul 2023 15:28:53 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=6653 Very Sensitive Viewers. Very, Very, Very Sensitive Viewers. While practicing good manners and respectful behaviors have their proper place in a high-functioning society, some have grown hypersensitive to mild offenses or perceived slights. These overly empathetic souls have little tolerance for coarse behaviors. Full disclosure: While I consider myself woke, I’m also very groggy.   […]

The post Movie Content Warnings for Sensitive Viewers: first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 6653 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/least-justified-movie-sequels-devolving-into-a-riff-on-the-word-link/ Wed, 10 Feb 2021 19:18:15 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=5180 The Lambshank Redemption – After a disastrous Thanksgiving dinner, prison cook Kyle Porter redeems himself with a Christmas lamb shank dinner all the inmates praise. Petty Woman – Julia Roberts presides over a book club of small-minded women who read and discuss one-star Yelp! reviews Plump Fiction – Tarrantino blows the lid off the weight […]

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