https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Tue, 25 Nov 2025 05:54:51 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/hes-so-old/ Tue, 25 Nov 2025 05:50:25 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=7198 1. He threw rice at Adam & Eve’s wedding 2. He’s covered his ears when the Big Bang happened 3. He remembers when Alec Baldwin was still good-looking 4. He called Jesus Christ by his middle name “H” 5. He remembers when stardust first began coalescing into Steven Jobs . He’s So Old… 6. He […]

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