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The post ***A Random List that has Nothing to Do with the New Year*** first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 7237 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/random-things-that-are-a-kinda-funny-and-sorta-interesting/ Tue, 13 Jun 2023 16:59:25 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=6591 Conversations You Don’t Hear Anymore: Sea Captain: These dodo birds are delicious.         First Mate:     Yeah, and there’s so many of them we’ll never run out.   The Skipper: Hey little Buddy, maybe you should spend more time in my hammock.        Gilligan:  No and Hell No. I hope […]

The post Random Things That are a Kinda Funny and Mildly Provocative first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 6591 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/braindruff/ Mon, 10 Apr 2023 05:31:30 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=6393 1. What do you call many dams built in a stream? —- Brook Shields 2. I think Nostril Shaming will be the next body image attack so try to be nostril positive. 3. If Iowa died, would it lie in state? 4. If a George Santos died, would he just continue to lie. 5. When […]

The post BRAINDRUFF first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 6393 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/these-lists-seek-me-out-im-not-responsible-for-their-content/ Fri, 13 Aug 2021 20:30:31 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=5501 Invisible people are so arrogant. They completely ignore me, so I just act like they’re not there.   I always thought angina was a heart ailment only women could get When someone in Vincent van Gogh’s family dies, are they referred to as Van Gone or Van Went Victoria Secret is being sued in a […]

The post These Lists Seek Me Out. I’m Not Responsible for Their Content. first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 5501 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/someones-gotta-do-this-and-i-am-that-someone/ Sun, 07 Oct 2018 10:27:08 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=4526 It is often said that to lead a happy life you should, “Dance like nobody’s watching.” I get that. But with a twist. What brings me joy is to, “Write like nobody’s reading.” And based upon my Google Analytics of late, that statement has never been truer. There’s no denying what brings us joy. The […]

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