https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Mon, 06 Mar 2023 19:25:06 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/contentious-neighbors-trade-barbs/ Mon, 06 Mar 2023 19:25:06 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=6314 In an unexpected twist, usually argumentative neighbors Sam Fields and Roger McCoy traded Barbs recently. Sam acquired Barbara McCoy (Roger’s wife of 21 years) and Roger received Barbara Fields (Sam’s wife of 23 years). The Barbs were traded at the request of the wives who could no longer stand their grumpy husbands.   The Barbs’ […]

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