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Cannibals: Harmless Humanivores or Evil Eaters?

David Hardiman — Fri, 05 May 2023 17:39:24 +0000

Cannibal Quarterly (CQ), a taboo publication found on the Dark Web, is geared towards normalizing cannibalism. Its target market is primarily people concerned about overpopulation and those who view cremation as an unnecessary expense. CQ is a very esoteric and a very expensive publication. Although subscribers complain CQ costs an arm and a leg, most […]

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Preliminary Notes on Siamese Twins Story

David Hardiman — Fri, 03 Mar 2023 20:17:53 +0000

Make them a happy pair who go everywhere together. Like they’re inseparable or something. Focus on Siamese twins Jack and Jacqueline Brooks who are born from different mothers. But how would that work? Explain how they got “joined-up” at a Siamese Reassignment Surgery Center. A safe and nurturing place where individuals who identify […]

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Trove of Long Lost Detective Stories Discovered

David Hardiman — Tue, 11 Jun 2019 20:23:47 +0000

Caitlyn Jenner and the Case of the Very Mistaken Identity Sherlock Holmes is hopelessly constipated in this predictably slow-moving case entitled “No Sh*t Sherlock.” The author, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, has our quirky genius, Sherlock Holmes, suffering heroically from constipation. And although our brave Sherlock exudes great fortitude, that’s about all he manages to exude […]

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