https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Sat, 02 May 2026 05:57:35 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/speculations-if-the-titanic-was-struck-by-an-iceberg-lettuce/ Sat, 02 May 2026 05:57:35 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=7272 1. New class of ships would’ve evolved: Iceberg Lettuce Breakers. They’d be captained by Produce Managers 2. The expression, “That’s just the tip of the lettuce” would become popular 3. James Cameron’s net worth would be about $100 million less 4. If somehow the Iceberg Lettuce managed to rip a gash in the Titanic’s steel […]

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