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Rejected Romance Novel Titles

David Hardiman — Fri, 03 Nov 2023 15:22:09 +0000

Eat, Pray, Spooj Really? You’d Let Me Do That to You When I Pretend You’re Someone Else I Love You Even More You Slay Me: Especially Your Morning Breath The Passionate Prenup I Love It When We’re Dancing Cheek to Cheek. Can I Specify Which Cheeks? I Said “Get in my Volvo” not My Vulva […]

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Books Titles Rejected by Publishers

David Hardiman — Wed, 24 Mar 2021 16:32:12 +0000

Ventriloquism for Dummies Gas Stations and Restaurants: Are They Both Filling Stations? “I’m Spending My Children’s Inheritance and They Don’t Even Know It.” The Creepy Widow Who Spends Way too Much Time with Her Dog Neanderthals in Our Midst: Dealing with People Who Say, “What I want to know is, why isn’t there a White […]

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Things One Should Not Wonder About: Rolling Stones Songs Translated from Chinese

David Hardiman — Sat, 15 Oct 2016 13:15:12 +0000

What if the Rolling Stones had been a Chinese band and their Mandarin Chinese publicist was tasked with translating their Chinese song names into the American idiom? This is what those song titles might look like alongside their more familiar title: Gratification (I am Unable to Obtain) No, No, No Satisfaction Copulation and Pharmaceuticals […]

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