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		<title>A Seriously Humorous Look at the Upside of Dying</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Professional sports leagues provide the best euphemisms for those souls who’ve dearly departed the playing field. For example, the NFL describes death as being placed on the “Permanently Unable to Perform List.” If you do not go gently into that good night, Major League Baseball will put you on the “Involuntary Retirement List.” And to [&#8230;]</p>
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