https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Fri, 05 May 2023 08:22:56 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/holy-cow-catholic-church-elects-elsie-as-new-pope/ Wed, 03 May 2023 06:52:06 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=6450 In a stunning turn of events at the Papal Conclave in Vatican City, the College of Cardinals has displayed bovine passivity in shunning more religious candidates and instead electing Elsie the Cow as the new Pope. For her papacy, Elsie will take the name of Lactose the Tolerant.   Groan Appetit Pilgrims: Punnery in the […]

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