davidhardiman.comA safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength.2026-05-19T17:08:03Zhttps://davidhardiman.com/feed/atom/WordPresshttps://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpgDavid Hardimanhttp://davidhardiman.com<![CDATA[Plane Boarding Hierarchies]]>https://davidhardiman.com/?p=72892026-05-19T17:08:03Z2026-05-19T17:08:03ZBoarding airplanes has become as challenging as finding a parking spot at Costco at Christmas time. Each airline has their own boarding hierarchy based on the clientele they serve. I’ve taken the time to recreate their boarding order so you can be prepared. American Airlines. They’re family oriented and board in this order: Parents with […]
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The post Speculations If the Titanic Was Struck by an Iceberg Lettuce first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]>David Hardimanhttp://davidhardiman.com<![CDATA[My Moustache Comb Salesman is Always Trying to Outdo Me]]>https://davidhardiman.com/?p=72682026-05-18T16:00:34Z2026-05-02T05:53:40ZWhen I told him I just had a twice-baked potato, he said, “Yeah, well I just had a thrice-baked potato. When I told him I saw the movie “Double Indemnity” he said “That’s nothing. I just saw the sequel ‘Quadruple Indemnity’ and it was twice as good.”
The post My Moustache Comb Salesman is Always Trying to Outdo Me first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]>David Hardimanhttp://davidhardiman.com<![CDATA[Snippets of Overheard Conversation]]>https://davidhardiman.com/?p=72652026-05-18T16:01:52Z2026-05-01T17:22:32ZMy dentist is so judgmental. He told me, “You made a very bad first impression with us. Try making a better second impression. By biting down harder.” Don’t you find it odd that your procrastinator’s office has only waiting rooms and that he’s making appointments 13 years out? Let that sink in. If a Kohler […]
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The post Dave Shares His Thoughts first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]>David Hardimanhttp://davidhardiman.com<![CDATA[***A Random List that has Nothing to Do with the New Year***]]>https://davidhardiman.com/?p=72372026-01-01T16:51:16Z2026-01-01T16:49:46ZArchimedes, angered at misplacing his toga, exclaims “Eureka, I have lost it!” Archimedes math problems keep multiplying Archimedes says he’s screwed! (think, think, that’s it. You have found it!) It has been determined that William Shatner’s body is 95% ham The bark of Dogwood trees is ruff Self-Check Out is very popular these days. In […]
The post ***A Random List that has Nothing to Do with the New Year*** first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]>David Hardimanhttp://davidhardiman.com<![CDATA[Court Jester Shows in Medieval Times]]>https://davidhardiman.com/?p=72312025-12-26T06:32:33Z2025-12-26T06:32:33ZLouis XIV Presents: Jerk du Soleil Just Jest I Guess Surely You Joust (And stop calling me Joust…I mean surely) Clowns to the Left of Me Jokers to the Right, Here I am Stuck in the middle with me Oh how we love whatever God, our King tells us to Worship: And other ways to […]
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