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The Perilous Times in Which We Live

2026-03-31T14:17:32Z

Who doesn’t remember exactly where they were when The Price Is Right admitted that there was no succession plan in place for host Drew Carey? Absolutely unconscionable of them. Another more recent case of having one’s core beliefs shattered is when it was announced that J Lo’s residency at Caesar’s Palace would be curtailed due […]

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Dave Shares His Thoughts

2026-01-07T06:25:56Z

I wonder which is more wind resistant: Tumbleweed or Ariana Grande. I worry about that little pixie being picked up by a stiff breeze and never being seen or heard from again. So I’m not hip anymore. I wouldn’t recognize Dua Lipa or Doja Cat if they were French kissing me. And speaking of same, […]

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A Random List that has Nothing to Do with the New Year

2026-01-01T16:51:16Z

Archimedes, angered at misplacing his toga, exclaims “Eureka, I have lost it!” Archimedes math problems keep multiplying Archimedes says he’s screwed! (think, think, that’s it. You have found it!) It has been determined that William Shatner’s body is 95% ham The bark of Dogwood trees is ruff Self-Check Out is very popular these days. In […]

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Court Jester Shows in Medieval Times

2025-12-26T06:32:33Z

Louis XIV Presents: Jerk du Soleil Just Jest I Guess Surely You Joust (And stop calling me Joust…I mean surely) Clowns to the Left of Me Jokers to the Right, Here I am Stuck in the middle with me Oh how we love whatever God, our King tells us to Worship: And other ways to […]

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Dave’s Executive Orders: In Order to Form a More Perfect Onion

2025-12-27T07:10:32Z

There shall be established one approved name for all grandmothers, and it shall be Nonni. The Olsen Files to be released: It shall be publicly posted why Susan Olsen (little Cindy Brady) did not participate in the first Brady reunion movie. It’s been 38 years. The public has waited long enough. Ken Burns shall make […]

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People of the Earth and Their Reputation

2025-12-20T06:25:40Z

1. Nomads excel at anger management 2. Czechs use Venmo 3. The Assyrians were just regular Syrians, but with really big asses 4. The Finnish are done 5. In Warsaw they Pole dance 6. The Sea Anemone is the enemy of the Yemini 7. Q: If you go into a bathroom an American, and come […]

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Irrational Panic at 40,000 Feet: Is There any Other Kind?

2025-12-15T05:41:55Z

When you’re voluntarily imprisoned in an airliner – buckled up and cinched in, seatback and tray table in the upright and locked position – one’s prevailing reality can change quickly. While you’re optimizing the miserly 11 cubic feet of space you’re allotted, seemingly trivial matters can swell into a wave of overwhelming stuff – a […]

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The Duke of Occam: If He Can’t Take a Joke, Occam!

2026-01-05T19:15:51Z

Disclaimer/Preamble/Full Disclosure: In this mostly fictionalized account of his life and times, I do little justice to William of Occam. But the present need for necessary distraction being so great, combined with my desire to provide such vital distraction; a gathering storm has arisen, and the approaching precipitate is set to rain all o’er you. […]

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He’s So Old…

2025-11-25T05:54:51Z

1. He threw rice at Adam & Eve’s wedding 2. He’s covered his ears when the Big Bang happened 3. He remembers when Alec Baldwin was still good-looking 4. He called Jesus Christ by his middle name “H” 5. He remembers when stardust first began coalescing into Steven Jobs . He’s So Old… 6. He […]

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