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Personal Ads for Animals

David Hardiman — Tue, 20 Dec 2022 06:19:36 +0000

The Animal Kingdom is no longer depending on animalistic urges to incentivize procreation. The new critter-based dating app, Downward Dog, circumvents the need for far flung pheromones or the need for going into heat to promote hook-ups. Downward Dog promises feral fun and frenetic frolic for frisky fauna. Whether you’re a voluptuous vertebrate or simply […]

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COVID Curious? Personal Ads in the Time of the Coronavirus

David Hardiman — Tue, 07 Jul 2020 15:40:51 +0000

Despite social distancing, quarantining and living every day like we’re in solitary confinement, we humans (and that’s most of you) remain desirous of intimate company. And although the invisibly menacing world of teeny-tiny viruses stand ready to devastate our dampest membranes (both in the lungs and in the loins), the sexual imperative will not be […]

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GraveEncounters.com Presents: Personal Ads for Dead People

David Hardiman — Wed, 15 Feb 2017 04:56:38 +0000

The matchmakers at GraveEncounters.com have created a corpse-friendly website for those dearly departed souls who are looking for love in the Afterlife. The graveyard has long been a dormant market for swinging singles, but with GraveEncounters.com’s patented NecroLink bandwidth and Blacktooth technology, the recently deceased can now pursue an affair of the heart long after theirs […]

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