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		<title>Suicide Balloon Animal Self-Detonates in Crowded Menagerie</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>2 Horseys Missing and Presumed Popped Giraffe’s Lost Limbs Quickly Reattached Little Brittany in Tears &#160; Boston 5/4/13 &#8211; A self-radicalized balloon animal blew himself up at Quincy Market on Saturday, causing a millisecond of panic amongst bomb-sensitive Bostonians who collectively flinched at the report of a piercing thunderclap emitted by the suicide ballooner. The 2 [&#8230;]</p>
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