https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Fri, 10 May 2019 18:44:15 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/breaking-news-of-biblical-proportions/ Fri, 10 May 2019 18:27:22 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=4764 In an unprecedented discovery, never-before-seen books of the Bible (scrolls actually) have been unearthed at an excavation site near Jerusalem. They were discovered by a team of archaeologists from UC Berkeley who were astonished by their outrageous fortune remarking, “Can you believe we finagled a grant to dig around the Middle East for 6 months? […]

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The post Disney Reinvents Vacation Bible Schools first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 4429 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/the-bible-if-it-was-written-by/ Mon, 16 Apr 2018 18:17:05 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=4346   … IT Technicians Genesis: The Book of DOS In the Beginning there were vacuum tubes. And from that darkness emerged transistors. And God swept over the face of these primitive semiconductors and lo, the silicon chip did appear. The Almighty, whilst toiling in his garage in the constellation of Palo Alto Minor, did build […]

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