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		<title>Lesser Known Catholic Saints (and a small lesson in parallel universes)</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Maybe I’m attempting too much here, but I’ve only got so much time left and I’m determined to spend it like a drunken sailor. ~ Presenting 6 parallel introductions of the same topic. Each with its own inherent bias ~ The Generous and Funny Introduction: In all of Christendom, the revered Catholic Church is far [&#8230;]</p>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>In an unlikely marriage of high tech and high mass, Google Inc. has vowed to purchase the 2000 year old Christian start-up and convert it from a parochial relic of medieval luminosity, to a go-to search engine of latter day enlightenment. In other words to reimagine the Church, not as some vestigial sanctuary of last [&#8230;]</p>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>The Catholic Church has decided to modernize its URL from “www.catholic.org” to “www.catholic.OMG” &#160; In France, when famed mime Marcel Marceau died, the French observed a national moment of screaming for him. He was later ceremoniously interred in the Pantheon in Paris &#8211; in the same invisible box he had such difficulty getting out of [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>The Apocryphal Discovery of Isaac Newton’s 1661 Trinity College Thesis on the Catholic Church</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Mrs. Hattie Beasley of Ipswich expected nothing more than a serviceable Queen Anne picture frame when she paid a bargain 3 quid 10 bob for it at the estate sale of dearly departed Gwendolyn Chatham in 1992. She planned on removing the existing picture of 4 English Bulldogs playing poker and replacing it with one [&#8230;]</p>
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