The Catholic Church has decided to modernize its URL from “www.catholic.org” to “www.catholic.OMG”
In France, when famed mime Marcel Marceau died, the French observed a national moment of screaming for him. He was later ceremoniously interred in the Pantheon in Paris – in the same invisible box he had such difficulty getting out of when he was alive.
The word “synonym” is almost a homonym for “cinnamon.” Similarly “how ya been” is almost a homonym for “homonym.” And this is why so many are homonymphobic.
A proctologist was hurt when his chair collapsed at a local bar. As usual, the proctologist blamed it all on a loose stool.
A Happy Ending for Everyone