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People of the Earth and Their Reputation

David Hardiman — Sat, 20 Dec 2025 06:23:20 +0000

1. Nomads excel at anger management 2. Czechs use Venmo 3. The Assyrians were just regular Syrians, but with really big asses 4. The Finnish are done 5. In Warsaw they Pole dance 6. The Sea Anemone is the enemy of the Yemini 7. Q: If you go into a bathroom an American, and come […]

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“News of the Universe” Reports a Stunning Discovery in a Galaxy Far, Far Away

David Hardiman — Fri, 21 Jul 2023 18:55:42 +0000

News of the Universe is a weekly digest of newsworthy events materializing in the entirety of our Cosmos. It is published by the Powers that Be – a subsidiary of the Almighty. News of the Universe has been covering everything in God’s creation since before the Big Bang. Yes, they’ve been reporting ever since that […]

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Interesting Perspective

David Hardiman — Mon, 31 Oct 2022 04:57:36 +0000

Earth’s Tourism Board Presents: Reasons for Visiting Earth

David Hardiman — Fri, 29 Jul 2022 20:32:14 +0000

1. We’re a Class M planet. Always had oxygen. Always will. I’m looking at you Venus. 2. We pick up our garbage once a week and then bury it. Try getting that done on Neptune. 3. All our rings can fit on a finger. Listening Saturn 4. All our belts are custom fit. Take that […]

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