https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Sat, 29 Jun 2024 18:31:51 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/these-mental-morsels-are-quipilicious/ Sat, 29 Jun 2024 18:28:07 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=7079 Merry Chlistmas everyone!I know. There’s Noel in Christmas . What’s New in Books? Archivists have found an alternate manuscript to Amy Alcott’s “Little Women” titled “Very Little Women” where all the women are under 3 feet tall . Maybe Immanuel Kant, but Immanuel better.  . Who can ever forget 27 years and 42 days ago?In […]

The post These Mental Morsels are Quipilicious first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 7079 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/random-things-that-are-a-kinda-funny-and-sorta-interesting/ Tue, 13 Jun 2023 16:59:25 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=6591 Conversations You Don’t Hear Anymore: Sea Captain: These dodo birds are delicious.         First Mate:     Yeah, and there’s so many of them we’ll never run out.   The Skipper: Hey little Buddy, maybe you should spend more time in my hammock.        Gilligan:  No and Hell No. I hope […]

The post Random Things That are a Kinda Funny and Mildly Provocative first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 6591 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/what-do-you-call-people-from/ Mon, 10 Apr 2023 05:10:48 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=6389 1. Antwerp…. Twerps 2. Jacksonville…. The Village People 3. Amsterdam…. Amsterdamnits 4. Botswana…. BotsWannabees 5. Livermore…. Livermorons 6. Dubai…. Doobies 7. Auckland…. Awkwards 8. Gaza Strip…. Gaza Strippers 9. Bangkok…. People from “Bangkok” are simply embarrassed 10. Walla Walla…. Walla Walla Bing Bangs 11. Nantucket…. Side Note: I once knew a man from Nantucket 12. […]

The post What Do You Call People From…? first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 6389 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/epitaphs-theyre-killin-me/ Fri, 20 Dec 2019 18:07:56 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=4879 Observations, Exaltations and Regrets from the Dearly Departed Picture yourself standing on the grave, reading each one for the first time If You Lived Here You’d Be Home Already You should see the other guy Would you please go online and give Crandall Funeral Home 1 star on Yelp! They put me in here face […]

The post Epitaphs: They’re Killin’ Me first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 4879 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/houston-weve-got-a-problem-and-its-hurricane-harvey/ Tue, 29 Aug 2017 06:28:49 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=4057 From the “Too Soon” Dept. Nothing but Big Prayers, Big Sponges and a little humor for our inundated Texas brethren             <<<< FNI: Fake News International presents >>>> 10 Abominations for which Texas is incurring the torrential wrath of God in the form of Hurricane Harvey 1. 9 lb. belt […]

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