https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Mon, 26 Jul 2021 06:34:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/planetary-influencers-of-the-ages-allowed-to-make-a-brief-statement-from-beyond-the-grave/ Mon, 26 Jul 2021 03:17:39 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=5432 Twitter’s Interdimensional Cosmos Division has granted DPIs (Deceased Planetary Influencers) the ability to make one brief public statement of 140 characters or less. In facilitating this “beyond the grave” communication, Twitter hoped to assist these eminent souls in clarifying their legacy while selling a Super Bowls’ worth of advertising alongside their extraordinary pronouncements. Then came […]

The post Planetary Influencers of the Ages Allowed to Make a Brief Statement from Beyond the Grave first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 5432 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/graveencounters-com-presents-personal-ads-for-dead-people/ https://davidhardiman.com/blog/graveencounters-com-presents-personal-ads-for-dead-people/#respond Wed, 15 Feb 2017 04:56:38 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=3782 The matchmakers at GraveEncounters.com have created a corpse-friendly website for those dearly departed souls who are looking for love in the Afterlife. The graveyard has long been a dormant market for swinging singles, but with GraveEncounters.com’s patented NecroLink bandwidth and Blacktooth technology, the recently deceased can now pursue an affair of the heart long after theirs […]

The post GraveEncounters.com Presents: Personal Ads for Dead People first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> https://davidhardiman.com/blog/graveencounters-com-presents-personal-ads-for-dead-people/feed/ 0 3782