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The post What NASA Doesn’t Want You to Know About the Moon Landing first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 3435 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/uh-houston-is-this-a-dream/ Mon, 17 Aug 2015 20:15:34 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=3221 It was one of those dreams where, as usual, I didn’t realize I was dreaming. So I unquestioningly participated in a fully matured, yet strangely demented world located just beyond my grasp. As an experienced dreamer I’m comfortable enough with surrendering myself to presented circumstances and found no cause for anxiety in my dream’s inherently […]

The post Rice Dream: The Speech, Not the Milk first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 3221 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/out-of-this-world/ https://davidhardiman.com/blog/out-of-this-world/#respond Mon, 07 Jan 2013 21:24:17 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=1651   When Neil Armstrong returned from his first moonwalk, Buzz Aldrin, who was laboring under the hallucinogenic effects of an unnoticed nitrous oxide leak in the Eagle, had locked the door and refused him entry. The situation grew tense, but, as had occurred during their entire journey, good fortune soon smiled on them and the […]

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