https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Tue, 23 Jul 2024 17:13:59 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/observations-from-one-of-your-favorite-organisms-me/ Mon, 22 Jul 2024 17:13:47 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=7104 1. There are few things I enjoy in life more than knocking sh*t off my nightstand at 3 am . 2. Have you ever noticed how you sometimes see John Stamos and Rob Lowe in the same place? That’s because they’re two different people. . 3. Sad Fact: Now that I’m older I no longer […]

The post Observations From One of Your Favorite Organisms (Me): first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 7104 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/a-potpourri-of-observations-that-are-completely-odorless/ Fri, 05 May 2023 08:09:33 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=6459 I’m so confused. The Temp Agency got me a permanent, parttime job at the Unemployment Office. It is said that centuries ago when there were 2 Popes, they sometimes raced down the Nave to get to the pulpit first. Occasionally one Pope might cut off the other sparking a hellacious case of Pope Rage. After […]

The post A Potpourri of Observations that are Completely Odorless first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 6459 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/observations-after-61-years-of-living-most-of-them-consecutive/ Tue, 14 Feb 2023 19:24:18 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=6285 Let’s begin by setting the expectation bar really low, and hope I can get under it. I rub women the wrong way – I’m a Massagynist Physicist Izzy Grissom insists his wrist is twisted, but it’s just a cyst that persists. That’s the gist. My advice to the citizens of Moldova: Men, guard your catalytic […]

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