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Mail You Never, Ever Have to Open

David Hardiman — Fri, 23 Jun 2023 03:30:23 +0000

If a letter makes it to your mailbox with any of the following phrases, acronyms or hieroglyphs on it, you may send this JUNK straight to recycle: ECRLOT – ECRLOT stands for Enhanced Carrier Route Line Of Travel. This is an internal code used by the USPS and designates a discounted postal rate for junk […]

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Museums That Won’t Be Reopening Post-COVID

David Hardiman — Sat, 17 Apr 2021 15:21:09 +0000

The Museum of Unionized Worker Bees – Feel all warm and fuzzy watching Worker Bees toil, knowing they’re earning a living wage and have weekends off. Testimonial: Sting says, “Hive visited it and the buzz is justified.” The Museum of Onionized French Soup – If you think this museum is cheesy, you’re right. From age […]

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A Quick Report from Beyond the Grave by Me. The Guy in the Picture.

David Hardiman — Mon, 24 Aug 2015 06:28:03 +0000

I think it’s always preferable to die of natural causes. Unnatural causes are so unhealthy and dying of supernatural causes is so Hollywood. Anyway I died of natural causes – too much bacon grease in the blood – and I’m here to give a quick report from the other side. I expired in the […]

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