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“Oh, We’ve Got Your Number Alright”

David Hardiman — Sat, 12 Oct 2019 18:07:01 +0000

Telemarketers aren’t born. They’re made. But before their unwelcomed intrusions are visited upon our ears, these operators of a lesser God must first be identified and then guided into a hellish life of relentless robocalling. How hellish? Well, the CDC (Center for Disease Control) estimates that 40% of telemarketers have been infected with ATDs (Aurally […]

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Dear Corporate America,

David Hardiman — Tue, 07 Feb 2017 16:19:54 +0000

It’s time we had a talk. I want you to know I appreciate <insert product or service here>, but that I will never memorize my 12-digit account number. Additionally, I don’t know my password, which has been changed three times in the last year and contains a Capital letter, a Number and a Diacritical mark […]

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Boy Did I Get a Wrong Number

David Hardiman — Sun, 07 Sep 2014 06:24:48 +0000

As an inveterate New York Times crossword puzzle solver, I’d hit a dead end with 28 Across. 8 letters starting with d and ending in s. The clue read “Certain numbers.” Hmmm, I pondered; unable to shrink “denominators” or stretch “digits” into 8 letters. Having spent an embarrassingly long time ruminating over it and having exhausted every internet […]

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