https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Tue, 27 Feb 2024 17:02:05 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/new-restaurant-franchises-reviewed/ Tue, 27 Feb 2024 17:02:05 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=6901 The Beefcake Factory – Run by the NFL’s Kelce Bros, the food is great and the service (as you might expect) is Swift. Lizzie Borden’s Chophouse – Ghoulishly trendy place. Diners are losing their heads over it. The Scarlet Lobster – They only serve lobsters that have committed adultery. Popular in colonial Boston. Anna Phylactic’s […]

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The post Hardiman Announces Opening of New Restaurant: The Pompous Ass first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 6001 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/least-inspiring-restaurant-franchise-names/ Thu, 06 Sep 2018 17:42:12 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=4493 TGITAs – Thank God It’s Tuesday Afternoon. Lots of Moody Blues. A Confederacy of Donuts – The dough and the South shall rise again in this ill-conceived paean to plantation life. Rebels can dunk their donuts or misbehaving unpaid laborers into coffee. On Tuesdays overseers and serfs eat free. Ask about our Cotton Pickin’ Specials. […]

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