https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Fri, 29 Jul 2022 20:32:57 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/earths-tourism-board-presents-reasons-for-visiting-earth/ Fri, 29 Jul 2022 20:32:14 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=5982 1. We’re a Class M planet. Always had oxygen. Always will. I’m looking at you Venus. 2. We pick up our garbage once a week and then bury it. Try getting that done on Neptune. 3. All our rings can fit on a finger. Listening Saturn 4. All our belts are custom fit. Take that […]

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