https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Thu, 01 Jan 2026 16:51:16 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/a-random-list-that-has-nothing-to-do-with-the-new-year/ Thu, 01 Jan 2026 16:49:46 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=7237 Archimedes, angered at misplacing his toga, exclaims “Eureka, I have lost it!” Archimedes math problems keep multiplying Archimedes says he’s screwed! (think, think, that’s it. You have found it!) It has been determined that William Shatner’s body is 95% ham The bark of Dogwood trees is ruff Self-Check Out is very popular these days. In […]

The post ***A Random List that has Nothing to Do with the New Year*** first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 7237 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/new-years-20-21-and-counting-22-23-24/ Fri, 01 Jan 2021 19:51:15 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=5120 Orphans Ask to Meet Their Maker Orphans residing at the Sweet Charity Home for Orphans asked their home’s director if they could meet their maker. After clearing several legal hurdles the children were reunited with their birth parents. “Don’t get me wrong,” remarked little Fletcher, “Meeting our parents is great and everything, but we were […]

The post New Year’s 20 21 and Counting 22 23 24… first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 5120 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/an-equilibrious-new-year/ Tue, 01 Jan 2019 16:41:26 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=4617 As the New Year dawns I feel I must inform my friends of the resolution I’ve made – and no, it’s not the sexual reassignment surgery. The reports of my gender dysphoria have been greatly exaggerated.   No, this New Year I resolve not to be funny anymore. For some, like Dana and Sandy, who […]

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