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Least Practical Service Animals

David Hardiman — Sun, 21 Jan 2024 20:51:38 +0000

Service Mermaid – Upside: They always laugh when you say, “There’s something fishy about you.” Downside: They tend to flop around a lot on the couch. Service Beaver – Be careful. There are 2 kinds. One has a much sought-after pelt, and the other one builds dams. Service Psoriasis – At first you’ll resist them. […]

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What Distinguishes Man from Beast? – It’s Laughter.

David Hardiman — Mon, 14 Aug 2017 06:53:16 +0000

~ Sharing laughter with someone is a very intimate experience. But with benefits. The benefit being you don’t have to call them the next day. It’s only laughter. You shared a joke, not a membrane. ~ ~Robin Williams~ I had gone to the pool simply to enjoy the gravity-defying magic of our buoyant friend […]

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Suicide Balloon Animal Self-Detonates in Crowded Menagerie

David Hardiman — Thu, 09 May 2013 16:47:19 +0000

2 Horseys Missing and Presumed Popped Giraffe’s Lost Limbs Quickly Reattached Little Brittany in Tears Boston 5/4/13 – A self-radicalized balloon animal blew himself up at Quincy Market on Saturday, causing a millisecond of panic amongst bomb-sensitive Bostonians who collectively flinched at the report of a piercing thunderclap emitted by the suicide ballooner. The 2 […]

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