https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Thu, 12 Jul 2018 20:08:59 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/identity-thief-strikes-god-takes-one-to-know-one-says-thief/ Thu, 28 Jan 2016 00:10:32 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=3335   Identity theft, long thought to have victimized only earthlings with good credit scores, has smote The Almighty. Believers began to have suspicions when so many of their prayers went unanswered. Atheists seemed to be unaffected by the theft. After burning around the bush, our Lord announced today (through a spokesman as usual) that for […]

The post Identity Thief Strikes God. “Takes one to know one,” says thief. first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 3335 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/professor-steals-gods-identity-claims-takes-one-to-know-one/ Sun, 11 Aug 2013 06:19:02 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=2264 Identity theft, long thought to have victimized only earthlings with good credit scores, has smote our dear Lord. The Lord tweeted to his followers (which is everyone, except atheists) that he regrets any inconvenience to his children, but that he’s not responsible for the karmic debts rung up by his impostor. The credit firm Equifax immediately […]

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