https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Wed, 29 Nov 2023 02:16:15 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/least-inspiring-ted-talks/ Wed, 29 Nov 2023 02:16:15 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=6770 What Yappy Dogs Have Taught Me Men with Ringworm…and the Women Who Love Them “On the Paper You Urchins!” On Toilet Training Dickensian Orphans Mom Kept Me in a Refrigerator Box Till I was 8: Learning to Chillax Again in a Big Scary World Born Under a Zero: Learning to Live Without an Astrological Sign […]

The post Least Inspiring TED Talks first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 6770 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/soups-on-least-favorite-soups/ Sat, 25 Jun 2022 18:41:15 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=5952 New England Damn Chowder – Favorite soup of Tourette sufferers Cyrillic Alphabet Soup – It’s Greek to me Split Bee – It hear it gives you a buzz Chicken Poodle Soup – Made only from poodles who were euthanized Vicious-soise – A stone cold soup made from really mean potatoes Gaznacho – Another cold soup […]

The post Soup’s On…Least Favorite Soups first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 5952 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/under-appreciated-tourist-attractions-and-for-good-reasons-2/ Thu, 12 May 2022 14:14:30 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=5860 South Pole – It’s all there: The Tomb of the Unknown Penguin, Madame Tussaud’s Ice Museum and Roald Amundsen’s Craft Beer Emporium North Pole – It’s all there: Pole Dancing Nightly (which at the North Pole lasts continuously from October to March). Visit Santa’s Workshop or Martha Stewart’s sweatshop.] The Museum of Communicable Diseases – […]

The post Under Appreciated Tourist Attractions (and for good reasons) first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 5860 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/least-useful-car-options/ Fri, 24 Jan 2020 01:14:20 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=4908 This list is inspired by real life events: My new Honda’s tires were filled with nitrogen. True. There are many advantages to this option they say, but the only one I can think of is as an inspiration for this list. I wish tires were filled with helium so cars would weigh less. Hmmm…must tweet […]

The post Least Useful Car Options first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 4908 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/least-visited-museums-and-halls-of-fame/ Wed, 23 Jan 2019 05:00:39 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=4654 Ripley’s Believe It Museum – A trove of mundane accomplishments from the world of the ordinary. It features a telephone in the shape of a telephone, someone walking and chewing gum and a vacuum that absolutely sucks. Museum of Vincent Van Gogh’s Severed Ear – As you might imagine, it’s an eerie experience. At least […]

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