https://davidhardiman.com A safe and legal literary drug. Now available in prescription strength. Sun, 03 Mar 2024 20:37:38 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://davidhardiman.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-Header-32x32.jpg https://davidhardiman.com 32 32 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/the-new-14-commandments/ Sun, 03 Mar 2024 20:27:02 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=6923 (As It Pertains to Peoples’ Names) Be it known to all homo sapiens, that I (your eternal pal, the Almighty) am not a fan of these designer, boutique names that so many of my errant flock have wantonly applied to themselves. These hip-hop and vacuous monikers conjure up unjustified notions of characters ranging from gilded […]

The post The New 14 Commandments first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 6923 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/cleveland-indians-to-change-name/ Mon, 14 Dec 2020 05:13:00 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=5099 Private email between Cleveland’s front office and Politically Correct Consultants LLC was intercepted and is presented below: Dear Cleveland Indigenous Peoples’ Baseball Team, As per our $2 million contract to provide you with a comprehensive list of appealing, yet inoffensive nicknames for the team, we’ve listed below prospective cognomens you should consider. And precisely because […]

The post Cleveland Indians to Change Name first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 5099 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/fight-the-power-americans-against-unwelcomed-name-changes-of-major-cities/ Sat, 11 Jan 2020 02:51:11 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=4901 Good Bye Chicken Kiev, Hello Fowl Kyiv? If you’re like me (which I doubt very highly) you’ve noticed a slow-building and insidious trend in the renaming of major global cities. Cartographers are calling this syndrome Global Conforming. This sop to the signage industry began with the ancient city of Peking, which overnight in the 70’s […]

The post Fight the Power: Americans Against Unwelcomed Name Changes of Major Cities first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 4901 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/how-the-world-would-be-different-if-the-only-last-name-ever-allowed-was-briscoe/ Tue, 24 Apr 2018 17:15:41 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=4360 There’d be a Martin Luther Briscoe Blvd in every major city. Jesus Christ would be known as Jesus Briscoe and when people were really exasperated they’d say, “Oh Jesus H Briscoe!” If I said, “The artist formerly known as Briscoe” you’d know I was talking about Prince. Abercrombie & Fitch would be known as Briscoe […]

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