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The post Test-Marketing Pasta Shapes for 2024 first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 6776 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/jokenetic-testing-proves-it-im-the-funny-father/ Tue, 04 Jul 2023 13:53:53 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=6621 Everyone thought this batch of newly birthed jokes were unrelated – orphaned one-offs tossed out into the jokesphere by any number of anonymous quipsters. However, through forensic jokenetic testing, 23 and Me proved beyond a cackle of doubt that all these jolly jests had a common ancestor – me. Each quip had my unique comedic […]

The post Jokenetic Testing Proves It – I’m the Funny Father first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 6621 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/on-pranking-23andmes-dna-test/ Mon, 18 Feb 2019 19:17:15 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=4688 I’ve always believed in the Native American notion that allowing someone to take your photograph is tantamount to letting them steal your soul. So you can imagine how I felt when I was forced (as a condition of employment) to submit a DNA sample (a small vial of saliva) to 23andMe for a complete genetic […]

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