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Dave Reviews Books

David Hardiman — Fri, 03 Nov 2023 15:26:13 +0000

I Married a White Man – Wanda Calvert, a Baltimore washerwoman, explains how it came to be that she married a white man. The fact that she is also white makes the story very uninteresting. I Loathe Lucy – Willam Frawley takes us on a dark journey into the seamy underbelly of Desilu Studios. He […]

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Books I’d Like to See Written

David Hardiman — Sat, 06 May 2023 19:35:58 +0000

The Extra Virgin Virgin – If Olive Oil Can be Extra Virgin, Why Can’t People Too? I Love Talking on the Phone to My Mother: And Other Lies Moby Richard: The Politically Correct Version of Moby Dick If You Won’t Trust Me with Your Emu, How Can I Trust You with My Ostrich? Madame Ovary…. Flaubert’s […]

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Dr. Seuss Announces New Children’s Potty-Training Books

David Hardiman — Sat, 22 Apr 2023 17:14:45 +0000

The Cat in the Scat Poop on Pop Horton Hears a Fart The Lorax Makes a Gift for Daddy Oh, the Places You’ll Poop A Pinch for the Grinch And there’s the latest potty-friendly book: Rumpty Dumpty. . The chief characters in Rumpty Dumpty are Cheek 1 and Cheek 2. It’s a sequel to Green […]

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Books That Should Never Have Been Published

David Hardiman — Wed, 13 Jan 2021 07:10:53 +0000

50 Shades of Windows: The X-Rated Microsoft Office Story You Wouldn’t Know a Left Hook if It Hit You in the Face…and other Non-Sequiturs “You are what your record says you are”: The Collected Wisdom of Coach William Parcells Servant Gossip: How Laundry Hampers Hamper Help from Airing Their Dirty Laundry The Sequel to “How […]

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Support Your Local Bookstore By Buying These New Titles

David Hardiman — Wed, 11 Nov 2020 16:30:08 +0000

Schizophrenia: Two Views It’s Sheila: On Discovering the Name of the Horse You Rode through the Desert on. Y’know, the One You Thought Had No Name Too Short for the Low-hanging Fruit: The Kevin Hart Story Schoolroom Horror Avoided: My English Teacher Wants Me to Use “Intoxicants,” But Only in a Sentence. Phew! Schoolroom Revelation: […]

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Breaking News of Biblical Proportions

David Hardiman — Fri, 10 May 2019 18:27:22 +0000

In an unprecedented discovery, never-before-seen books of the Bible (scrolls actually) have been unearthed at an excavation site near Jerusalem. They were discovered by a team of archaeologists from UC Berkeley who were astonished by their outrageous fortune remarking, “Can you believe we finagled a grant to dig around the Middle East for 6 months? […]

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The Bible: If It was Written by…

David Hardiman — Mon, 16 Apr 2018 18:17:05 +0000

… IT Technicians Genesis: The Book of DOS In the Beginning there were vacuum tubes. And from that darkness emerged transistors. And God swept over the face of these primitive semiconductors and lo, the silicon chip did appear. The Almighty, whilst toiling in his garage in the constellation of Palo Alto Minor, did build […]

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Amazon’s Worst-Selling Books

David Hardiman — Sat, 04 Nov 2017 22:38:54 +0000

Thank You for Your Service: A Shout Out to Crash Test Dummies “I Didn’t Sign Up for This”: Complaints by People Who Signed-up for Things They No Longer Like The Politicization of Baloney: The Right Claims It, But Isn’t it Really a Left-Wing Meat? Are Toadstools and Frogchairs the Same Thing? Coping with Coping Saws […]

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Intellectualism at its Pointiest

David Hardiman — Fri, 09 May 2014 05:57:21 +0000

As a dilettante of the second order, I occasionally glance at The New York Review of Books just to see how the other half lives. Alright, just to see how the other .00000000025% live. Except for Presidents giving a State of the Union Address, no one reads any more. Instead they troll for satisfying videos […]

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