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The post Barely X-Rated Musings first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 6512 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/whats-in-your-spice-rack-the-many-flavors-of-sex/ Wed, 21 Apr 2021 18:59:49 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=5257 Archaeologists theorize that humans have been having sex since man began walking erect. The following is an analysis of the many flavors of sexual expression:  Vanilla Sex – No known cure for this wildly popular and traditional flavor. Sex is a hunger that can only be satisfied temporarily, even though when it is satisfied, it […]

The post What’s in Your Spice Rack? –  The Many Flavors of Sex first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 5257 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/forefathers-theyre-just-like-us/ Thu, 07 Jul 2016 18:24:15 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=3464 Would you believe George Washington slipped his new bride the aphrodisiac Spanish Fly or that he had a porno stash that would make Hugh Hefner blush? Well just like George Washington couldn’t tell a lie, neither can I because everything I’ve written is true. Yes, the Father of our Country was not only an intrepid […]

The post Forefathers: They’re Just Like Us first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 3464 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/boy-did-i-get-a-wrong-number/ Sun, 07 Sep 2014 06:24:48 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=3130 As an inveterate New York Times crossword puzzle solver, I’d hit a dead end with 28 Across. 8 letters starting with d and ending in s. The clue read “Certain numbers.” Hmmm, I pondered; unable to shrink “denominators” or stretch “digits” into 8 letters. Having spent an embarrassingly long time ruminating over it and having exhausted every internet […]

The post Boy Did I Get a Wrong Number first appeared on davidhardiman.com.]]> 3130 https://davidhardiman.com/blog/teenagers-first-time-reconfigures-brain/ https://davidhardiman.com/blog/teenagers-first-time-reconfigures-brain/#respond Tue, 27 Nov 2012 14:13:28 +0000 https://davidhardiman.com/?p=1594 Calls event “Hecka Rad, Way Better than Gaming and Profoundly Filthy in a Good Way” Vows to repeat act to the exclusion of all else College likely to be a six year plan now Tells parents,”Mom, Dad – I’m all about bullet points now”  Steubenville, OH Hyperventilation marked the first sexual congress between Kyle Mahorn […]

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