1. In Rouen, France every child has been on the road to Rouen.
   

   Just another road to Rouen.

2. Are nephews allowed in Nice?
3. A French tailor left my pants Toulon and Toulouse.
4. In France they eat well – nothing comes from a Cannes.
5. I see London, I see France, I see Putin’s sycophants
6. If you’re short on Euros, you lack Monet.
7. People love the Louvre. They say, “Live and let Louvre.”
8. If Paul Gauguin and Vincent Van Gogh were one painter, he would be Paulcent Van Goghguin.

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