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   That’s my goyl

   Olive Oylimpics – Thin, lanky women compete to look like Shelly Duvall did

2. Very Senior Games – Enjoy such geriatric sports as Speed Blinking and Pill Grinding. I hear they’re adding a new wrinkle this year.
3. Very Señor Games – Very Mexican guys see how fast they can play Mariachi music
4. The Hungrier Games – Competitive eating at its wurst
5. Game Games – Watch as contestants try to surpass Sarah Palin’s time in field dressing an elk
6. The Bored Games – Contestants see how long they can withstand the tedium of Chinese Checkers…and other board games

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