An unreasonable fear? Maybe.

My condition has been diagnosed as Normaquotaphobia and I believe I’m its only sufferer. There’s a vaccine for it, but the side effect is it makes you think like Jenny McCarthy.

In any event, I try to remain a Big Picture guy. After all, “I am big. It’s the pictures that got small.”

And finally, “Tell Mr. Toothpaste, I’m ready for my Close-Up.”

We now return you to your regularly scheduled life already in progress.