Posts Tagged ‘france’
French-ified Facts
- In Rouen, France every child has been on the road to Rouen.
- Are nephews allowed in Nice?
- A French tailor left my pants Toulon and Toulouse.
- In France they eat well – nothing comes from a Cannes.
- I see London, I see France, I see Putin’s sycophants
- If you’re short on Euros, you lack Monet.
- People love the Louvre. They say, “Live and let Louvre.”
- If Paul Gauguin and Vincent Van Gogh were one painter, he would be Paulcent Van Goghguin.