10 Clickbait Internet Headlines of No Consequence: Number 6 Will Shock You.

November 28th, 2017 |

Guardian Angel Waitress Pays for Homeless Veteran’s Lunch: Next day he brings in 5 friends and orders Lobster
Barking Up the Wrong Headstone: Grief-stricken Dog Sleeps Atop Grave of a Guy with Same Name as his Owner Who’s Still Alive.
Hack of Adoption Records Reunites Mother and Son 33 years after she put him up for adoption. Son’s Reaction: “Great. Now I’m stuck buying Christmas presents for 2 mothers. Thanks a lot Global kOS.”
Unbelievable Canine Loyalty: Tearful Spalding family puts ailing Fido to sleep before vacationing in Hawaii. One week later guess who shows up on their lanai in Maui soaking wet with a few questions.
Joan Rivers daughter Melissa Told Her Mother’s Grave Will Have to be Moved: “She Just Won’t Shut-up. She’s disturbing the other corpses,” says superintendent.
Flint, Michigan Losing its Spark.
After Democrats Demand to see Mitch McConnell’s Birth Certificate, the Kentucky Senator Admits: “Alright! I’m A Sea Turtle. I never knew my mother. I was hatched. Thank God I had an egg tooth.”
Men Vote “The eyes” 4^th Favorite Female Body Part. Wait till you see what number 1 is.
Meta-Spoof Headline Makes No Sense: So Much Time to Waste. So Little Time to Do It In.
Shakespeare was a Great Playwright: Wait Till You See What He Looks Like Now!
What a Dog is Really Saying When He Sniffs Your Crotch.
Even Trivia Feels Trivialized By Tsunami of Bullsh*t