Fly Malaysian Airlines:

Way too soon and with a thousand apologies I submit the newest marketing slogans for Malaysia Airlines:

  • We’re still the safest airline in the world. Based in Malaysia 
  • Now selling half-way tickets.
  • The only airline with odds.
  • If you’re flying another airline all we can say is, “Chicken!”
  • Proving that what goes up doesn’t necessarily come down.
  • We must be safer now. All our bad luck has been used up.
  • Win-Win. You either arrive safely or rest assured your loved ones will receive a handsome insurance settlement.
  • Statistically we’re still safer than jumping into an active volcano.
  • We recognize that man’s ultimate destination is God’s Kingdom. We just try to get you there faster.

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